Sorry so disrespectful on the salutation, but I have a bone to pick with you. I've been putting up with this menstruation nonsense for way too long and it got me thinking on how you FUCKED US WOMEN OVER on this shit! I mean, I've been bleeding for about three decades, every month for 5-7 days....OUT OF MY VAGINA...mind you! That's no joke. Do you know how many pairs of panties that have been ruined due to this 'monthly gift' you gave to us? Well, I don't have an exact number but I feel you owe me at least $4,000. BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE! What I want to do right now is request a CHANGE ORDER on how you construct our female reproductive organal system.
Here's what needs to go down:
You've got this shit all fucking backwards. It makes me think you hate women. I don't like to believe this but after the period revelation I had this week now I think maybe it's true. The way you need to make periods is to UNMAKE THE FUCKIN…
Kombucha. What is that shit? My 2017 resolution is to not
drink any Kombucha. Doing pretty good so far.
I stayed out late on Friday and now I’m sick. Well, to be
clear, I ate a Moons Over My Hammy at Denny’s at 2:25 am and then walked about
a mile home in ‘almost raining weather’ because when you’re still probably
drunk and home seems too close to call an Uber, you decide to walk even though
you’re wearing heels. Do you know how fun it is to order a “Moons Over My Hammy”
at Denny’s? So fun. The overnight wait staff at Denny’s look like
hostages.Anyway, I walked home in the
cold without a jacket and eventually I became barefoot on the cold wet
pavement. So, my sick could have something to do with that.
Needless to say, I pretty much skipped New Year’s Eve. Was
in bed by 11:00.Go me.
I watched a lot of movies this weekend. Binge watched The
OA. Wtf with the ending? Still debating what happened. KNEW the movements were
choreographed by the Sia guy even before I looked it up.KNEW IT.
You can't see me but I am in the morning. This section of the day, that small in-between sliver before the day cracks around me and what I believe could be possible shrinks and pulls back. I love this part. It feels like mine.