Kombucha. What is that shit? My 2017 resolution is to not
drink any Kombucha. Doing pretty good so far.
I stayed out late on Friday and now I’m sick. Well, to be
clear, I ate a Moons Over My Hammy at Denny’s at 2:25 am and then walked about
a mile home in ‘almost raining weather’ because when you’re still probably
drunk and home seems too close to call an Uber, you decide to walk even though
you’re wearing heels. Do you know how fun it is to order a “Moons Over My Hammy”
at Denny’s? So fun. The overnight wait staff at Denny’s look like
hostages.Anyway, I walked home in the
cold without a jacket and eventually I became barefoot on the cold wet
pavement. So, my sick could have something to do with that.
Needless to say, I pretty much skipped New Year’s Eve. Was
in bed by 11:00.Go me.
I watched a lot of movies this weekend. Binge watched The
OA. Wtf with the ending? Still debating what happened. KNEW the movements were
choreographed by the Sia guy even before I looked it up.KNEW IT.
I want to make you a sandwich. That was my recent thought but now I remember it wasn't my first. The first thought was eggs benedict. I want to make you eggs benedict. and mimosas. I dont know how to make the eggs benedict exactly but the internet does so that means i do too. I will bring the things in plastic grocery bags and i will put them on your counter and pull out the things and put them into the refrigerator and i will make Alexa play the music i want. The sun won't be all the way into the windows yet but there will be sun. The day will be noisy but I will tell Alexa, "Alexa, volume 8." and then Jim Croce will sing to an operator.
The other night, with heavy, cut-glass in my fist, I ate dinner with my eyes closed.
Today is my birthday but i dont care. I am just sad about it although everything in my drunken body tells me to be happy and embrace my age because if you dont age that means you have died. I am not dead. I am very alive. but still....
My age, when said out loud, is depressing. But not as depressing as it will sound one year from today...out loud or not. oh well. like i said...the alternative...
i got two amazing gifts and one lolthisismygift-gift, that i understand why the gift was given but in comparison to the other gifts and who gave them, makes it seem like an lol gift even thought it was a well intentioned gift. ( i dont keep 'points' for gifts but it's still funny given the other gifts)
i've been into this drink the last few weekends. cucumber vodka with fresh blended up watermelon and lime juice. too bad watermelon chunks dont really 'catch' in a blender. you sort of have to push them down with a ladle and hit the button. too bad …